COOL STORY BRO.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I am physically unable to not reblog this
#jawn #bail me out of prison jawn
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Mixtape3 - DJ Thrilla
Twerk It - V.I.C
Muthafucka Up - Tyga
Grabbin On My Zipper - Rayven Justice
Donk - Soulja Boy
Faded - Tyga
Money On the Floor - Too Short
Im Good - YG
Golden State - Bobby Brackins
Up - Love Rance
Bitch Betta Have My Money - Tyga
Function - E-40
Rack City - Tyga
Shake That Monkey - Too Short
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
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So cuteeeeee :)
I WANT A DOG LIKE THAT
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